Smoking Weed Was Only Cool When It Wasn’t Legal
Do you remember Seth Rogen being cool? Me neither.
But I remember that in my teenage years smoking weed was something the cool and dangerous kids did in the dark corner under bridge near the playground. As I was more of a sports and music guy in my teenage years, I was never interested in it. My time was spend playing guitar and basketball — and some video games. But I recognized that there was a certain appeal the stoner bros had: the girls always talked about them, the guys looked in their direction with envy.
One of these stoners bros even got with the most beautiful girl in my class — I hated that guy.
Last month, Germany officially announced that smoking and owning weed is legal. Like in Amsterdam, where it has been legal for decades, Germany allows you the possession for “self-use”. You can even smoke weed in some public places now.
Around 1,500 people came together at the Brandenburger Tor in Berlin to celebrate the legalization:
When I saw the livestreams and clips reporting on the Berlin weed party called “Ankiffen”, I actually started laughing. Not because of joy, not because of the legalization — I laughed at the people in the videos. They all look like losers. They all look like low IQ retards. If you’ve got nothing better in your life than celebrating the legalization of drugs with your stoner friends, you are a moron.
Realizing this is when it dawned on me: Smoking weed was only cool in my youth, because it was illegal. This was the appeal. The girls got the tingles because the stoner bros did something dangerous. Guys like me where intrigued because of the rebellious nature involved in doing it.
But now that it is legal, smoking weed is nothing but an idiot activity, sanctioned by the incompetent fools that we have to call our political ruling class.
Where are the fit people? Where are the Ferrari driving entrepreneurs? Where are the beautiful 21-year-old model girls? Where are the family fathers of five? None of these people are part of the weed party videos. None.
All you see are clowns. All you see are dipshits looking like Seth Rogan.
Weed is legal. Weed is uncool now. Weed is for those who’ve got nothing else in life, but a bong that allows them to escape reality for a couple of minutes. Would you try to escape reality if your reality was awesome? I wouldn’t. Nobody would. The fact that these clowns party around the legality of escaping their reality is proof in itself that their reality sucks.
Have fun smoking that shit, you clownish loser.